here's one that's super fun and exciting. you have semi-running vehicles sitting around your place waiting for the salvage guys anyway, so why not do your own private demolition derby! no entry fee, no pesky race track officials telling you that you have to wear a fire suit. paint up the cars like you would for the real thing, you can even use profanity! put something you really care about on your car like a tribute to the super beautiful hot rod rosie (be sure to check out the photo album on this link). get a little vicious with your opponent but make sure you make up right after. this will be so entertaining that you won't give a crap whether it's Art or not. make sure you have complete video documentation just in case.