when this person's best buddy hinted that a new wood toilet seat might be nice a full-on super-throne-seat response was in order. after perfectly eyeing-up the bowl contour this person will be doing alot of hand sanding to avoid nasty splinters.

a perfect time to revisit our hit song about our hot-rodded 1930s Kohler toilet. it features a whirlpool side flush and has been converted to a bottom filling ballcock.